Angry Vodka Man

Angry Vodka Man was the leader of the Soviet Union from the time of Vladimir Lenin's death in 1924 to his own death in 1953.

Description
Angry Vodka Man was fairly short and had a peculiar voice, but his leadership turned the Soviet Union into one of the most powerful countries on Earth during the 1930s and 40s.

The Great Patriotic War
Once a good friend of the Soviets (the two had invaded Poland together just recently), Germany and the Angry Moustache Man decided to invade the Angry Vodka Man's glorious motherland. After many hard months of sacrifice and suffering, the Soviets figured out how to remove the Germans from their country by simply dragging the fascist.exe file to the recycle bin. To exact vengeance, Angry Vodka Man beat the filth fascists all the way back to Berlin, and he kept all the territory he conquered along the way (rip Poland again).

Death
Angry Vodka Man passed away in 1953 after suffering a stroke or something, his friends waltzed into his bedroom to find him laying in a puddle of his own bodily fluids. The Soviet Union was never the same after his death.