Angry Moustache Man

The Angry Moustache Man turned Germany into a fascist state during the 1930s, he then attempted to consume the rest of Europe, but was thwarted by some snow people with flaming vodka bottles and their friends in the west who decided to team up and teach Angry Moustache Man a lesson, only he killed himself before they could get to him.

Early Life
Angry Moustache Man was born in some year at some place, but he had some problems at home, so he lived on the streets for quite some time, acquiring a taste for fine art and the hatred of all things Jewish.

Rise to Power
Angry Moustache Man decided to burn down an important building in Berlin and blame it on the communists, and the German people believed him. So he spent the next several years killing his own people and building lots of cool tanks and planes, and the League of Nations was pretty okay with it.

Eating Europe For Breakfast
Angry Moustache Man told all his soldiers to invade Poland, then the Low Countries, then France, then the Soviet Union, then the...oh wait, they kind of had to stop invading things because Angry Moustache Man's arch-nemesis (Angry Vodka Man) started to fight back.

Downfall
Angry Vodka Man turned out to be a lot angrier than Angry Moustache Man had expected, so the German soldiers retreated back to Berlin, where they killed some more of their own people, and Angry Moustache Man decided to kill himself too.